Oh Dear God

Yeah, look at this picture.

And then very quitely ask yourself, "Why is Barry Bonds dressed in drag? Something to do with a rookie hazing ritual or something. But at 40+, Barry sure isn't any rookie. Wow, i mean just wow. Spring training really is a plce of wackiness and hilarity. Its like these guys get away from their familes and its a fraternity atmosphere down there. Thats got to be a lot of fun though. And i can only assume that Barry has plenty of practice impersonating Paula Abdul. Or maybe not......

In other news, Life is good, Irish Ale is out, Spring Training has begun, and soon the cardinals will open a new stadium. Yeah, what gets better than that? Not much, unless it's watching a bunch of Midgets impersonate KISS. No, i am not kidding at all. This actually happened at Mardi Gras this past weekend, of which i have some great pictures, including Gloriod getting chiefed...but those shall be for later. Adios